Friday, September 30, 2011

Is Kim Kardashian the Most Annoying Celebrity?

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Kim KardashianYes, according to some people. Kim Kardashian has the dubious distinction of being named "The Most Annoying Celebrity" according to people who voted in Parade.com's poll of irritating famous people.

The reality TV star clinched victory from the no longer "winning" Charlie Sheen. Between them the pair garnered a whopping 56 percent of the votes, proving that a lot of people really do find them annoying.

 

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Jersey Shore recap: "Three Men and a Snooki"

After last week's episode where Snooki screamed helplessly, "Where is my boyfriend?" fans of Jersey Shore were treated to an entire episode of Snooki trying desperately to forget her boyfriend. Add a pregnancy scare and some Vinny naughtiness and you have the jist of last night's episode, "Three Men and A Snooki".

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Snooki brought on the heartbreak and about as many tears as one viewer could take during last night's episode of "Three Men and a Snooki" on Jersey Shore.�

Still grieving over boyfriend Jionni's abandonment, Snooki leaned on the girls of the house to get her over her pain. Jenni finally tracked Jionni down, who had left Florence at the end of the last show, to return to the U.S. He agreed to meet Snooki at the train station, and although they made up, Jionni still had to leave Italy, as he had already changed his ticket to do so.

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Pauly, Deena and Ronnie went to work at the pizza store, but Deena was dismayed when she found out that the job entailed more than just making pies. She was expected to do manual labor as well. When her boss asked her to clean the bathroom, she said, "These nails, these hands, they don't clean toilets."

Meanwhile, after work, Pauly and Vinny decided to prank poor Deena once again, by piling her bed with a couch, a chair and all her belongings. Prank rules of the house state that if you get pranked, you have to clean it up and Deena soon found herself pinned underneath the sofa she had taken off her bed.

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Later that evening, the group went to a club so Snooki could feel better, after a conversation with Jionni where he said,"You're drunk seven days a week, you're hooking up with girls and you tell me you're not being yourself?" She decided she needed a break from his controlling ways and out the door she went, dressed to the nines and determined to have a good time.

While at the club, Deena confessed to Jenni she thought she might be pregnant because she missed her period. In the middle of the night, Jenni found a pharmacy that was willing to sell her a pregnancy test, which Deena took as soon as they got home. Thankfully, she found out she wasn't pregnant.

The next day, Snooki told everyone she was homesick for Jersey and wanted to recreate their favorite club, Karma, in the living room. Everyone dressed up and started dancing, drinking and partying like they were in familiar territory. Mike and Snooki were flirting, and he later confessed to her that he loved her more than as a friend. He said, "I'll give you anything you want. I don't like the way your guy treats you."

The night ended with Team Meatball, Snooki and Deena, climbing into Vinny and Pauly's beds for some snuggling. Pauly, although he loves Deena as a friend, made her leave the bed. Vinny on the other hand, did not ask Snooki to leave and the two smooshed as the episode came to a halt.

And how was your week?

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Source: http://www.sheknows.com/entertainment/articles/843021/jersey-shore-recap-three-men-and-a-snooki

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Demi And Ashton Think They?re Really Deep


Demi And Ashton Think Theyre Really Deep

Thursday, September 29th 2011

Demi And Ashton Think They're Really Deep

Demi And Ashton Think Theyre Really Deep

Any normal celebrity couple would answer to the rumors that their marriage has been drowned in a pool of crotch nectar from the husband's side piece by issuing a simple statement that reads: "True" or "Not true" or "Your business: mind it." But Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore aren't even in the same universe as normal and have answered to the rumors by dropping philosophical balls of shit and clues on their Twitter pages. Dumi's stupid ass wrote the first chapter of The Da Douche Code when she quoted Greek philosopher Epictetus days before Star Magazine said her marriage was lying on a table in the morgue.

"When we are offended at any man?s fault, turn to yourself & study your own failings. Then you will forget your anger."

The second chapter was written by Ashton when he Tweeted a link to his Spotify account where Public Enemy's "Don't Believe The Hype" plays. A few days before Ashton's Tweet, Demi Tweeted the picture above of her doing an impression of the current catatonic state of her marriage and she added the note: "I see through you."

This is what happens when your brain gets fed with too much Oprah. It makes a bitch think she's a regular philosophical performance artist. Rumer Willis, go poke at your mama with your chin and tell her she's won. We won't complain about her desperate bathroom bikini photo shoots as long as she promises to queef the wannabe Maya Angelou act from her being.

Source: http://www.celebrities.com/celebrity-magazine/demi-and-ashton-think-theyre-really-deep/

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Thursday, September 29, 2011

Jennifer Aniston & Justin Theroux's Craft Dinner Date

Capping off another day with a romantic evening of togetherness, Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux stepped out on a dinner date in New York City on Thursday night (September 29).

The well-dressed duo leisurely walked alongside one another while being led to their table at Tom Colicchio?s ritzy Craft restaurant - which was awarded three stars by the New York Times and won the prestigious James Beard Award for Best New Restaurant.

Jennifer and Justin's evening out comes after a busy week of promoting for Miss Aniston - as she's been boosting interest in her Lifetime directorial effort "Five" - which debuts on October 10th.

Enjoying each and every moment of her time behind the camera, the 42-year-old said of the project, "It was like a dream come true, honestly, and such an important piece that we all were invested in."

With fellow stars such as Demi Moore and Alicia Keys also directing short pieces that comprise "Five," Aniston added, "It was like working with, not only our best friends, but they?re also incredible producers, and all of us coming together. We just can?t believe that we?re actually here. It?s amazing.?

As for whether she would like to direct again in the future, Jennifer told, ?Sure hope so. That?s the plan. I?m not sure what or when or where, but yes.?

Source: http://gossipcenter.com/jennifer-aniston/jennifer-aniston-justin-therouxs-craft-dinner-date-548775

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Jim Jones -- I Dropped $20k on Champagne ... IN ONE NIGHT!

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Rapper Jim Jones dropped $20,000 at a NYC nightclub last weekend -- buying 32 bottles of champagne ... and after that, dude hooked up his server with a PHAT ASS tip ... TMZ has learned. 

The "We Fly High" rapper took over Greenhouse on Saturday night to throw a little birthday shindig for a good friend ... and apparently, money was no object.

Jim ordered 32 bottles of Moet Nectar Rose champagne -- totaling around $20k -- and after he was all bubbled out, he stacked on an extra $6,000 as a tip.

We spoke with Jones ... who tells us "We did 32 bottles because it was my man's bday, and where he's from you pop a bottle for every year of your birth, and that's exactly what we did for him."

BALLIN'!!!!

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Your Collapse Has Finished Downloading. Would You Like To Run The Program Or Save It To Your Computer?

I've never had a reaction to a bad sporting event like I did last night. I honestly don't think I have an ounce of sadness or depression in my body right now. I was pretty much just straight pissed, then over it. Last night, I watched the endings of both the Sox and Rays game, endured the flood of texties that either tried to console me, rubbed my nose in the collapse a little bit, or cautioned me not to jump. Then I shut my phone down, went to bed, and was asleep in less time than it took for Papelbon to go from 2 outs, 2 strikes, to losing the game.

It's kinda weird. If this had happened in 2003 (besides the fact that Fundy and I would've each been at least 18 beers deep by the end of the game, instead of me being sober on the couch with Christine like last night) I would've been out on the Culligan roof until 4 am, throwing beer bottles at passers-by and setting an American flag on fire or something. If this had happened in 2008, this post probably would've been a bunch of pictures of Red Sox players, juxtaposed against the the lyrics to 'Total Eclipse of the Heart' or something. But in 2011, I'm just worn out and done with the whole season (just like Boston's bullpen!) I know you're worried about me, but don't be! I've got explanations for why I'm not as sad as I should be:

-- The Sox have two championships in the last eight years. Success changes you a little bit as a sports fan. I didn't think it would happen to me, but it did. I thought I would always be a psycho (and truthfully, I still kinda am with KU basketball, I doubt that will ever change) but once you celebrate the first title, it's not quite life or death anymore. I can't bitch and moan for days about missing the playoffs, when plenty of fans have no championships to fall back on-- and when I've got a few buddies in the same boat as me, as Braves fans. How was last night for you, Bergman, Dunph and Zach?

-- It was a month-long collapse, so I had plenty of time to go through the stages of grief. If the Sox and Rays had been neck-and-neck all year, and it came down to last night, that would've been one of the toughest five-minute stretches of sports fandom EVER. But honestly, the Sox didn't deserve to make the playoffs. I've never seen a pitching staff fall apart like that before (although the Cubs in 1993 must have been pretty bad, if they were willing to sign Henry Rowengartner off the street like they did.) I'm sure this stat didn't hold, but at one point around 10 days ago, the Sox were the highest-scoring team in baseball during September. And their record was still like 4-15, because the pitchers were giving up 43 runs a game. What were the Sox gonna do if they made the playoffs, besides getting swept in the first round? Also, fuck you John Lackey.

-- The Rays were just a team of destiny. I admit I felt good last night when the Yanks were up 7-0, but as soon as Tampa pulled within a run, I knew it was done. The whole night was so crazy it became predictable. I looked at Christine and said "Well, the Rays are winning that one. It's either one-game playoff tomorrow, or Papelbon is gonna get to within a strike of the win, then blow it." Scout's honor, I said that. So after Paps implodes, we switch over to Tampa, and Teens, bless her heart, offers up the possibility that the Yankees could still win. My response: "No, Longoria is gonna end it this at-bat." Next pitch, wham, bam, thank you ma'am. If only I could've paused time, logged on to my gambling account, and emptied it on Longoria going yard right there. I'd be typing this from my new yacht I just purchased in Italy. Actually, that's a lie. I would still be typing this on my lunch break, at work. I don't have enough money in my gambling account that one big win would allow me to quit my job, buy a boat (I don't even like water that much) and move to Italy (I don't even like Italians that much.) To insinuate otherwise is just misleading. Borderline dishonest.

And you know what? Whatever. I can't begrudge Tampa being this year's team of destiny. The Sox have been a team of destiny before; it was fun. After Boston came back from 0-3 down in the 2004 ALCS, St. Louis could've rolled out Mr. Burns' softball team of ringers for the World Series, and the Sox still would've swept them. It happens.



I mean the softball team at full strength, obviously. Before the hypnotism, nerve tonic overdose, radiation poisoning, alternate dimension portal, etc. etc.



So here we are. The greatest regular season collapse in baseball history happened to my team, and I'm dealing with it. I think Teddy KGB said it best when he said "It's a fahhking joke anyvay."

Ellie Goulding on Performing at the Royal Wedding, Sold-Out Tours, and Chocolate From Home

It's been a big year for singer Ellie Goulding. In addition to being asked to perform at Prince William and Kate Middleton's wedding on April 29, Ellie came over to the US, performed on SNL, and went on to sell out her American tour! Ellie spent time in NYC earlier this month to have some fun during Fashion Week. We chatted with the star at the Breslin, inside the Ace Hotel, about her experiences in the US. In addition to sharing some highlights from her travels, Ellie spoke about what she missed from home in England and dished on what it was really like rubbing shoulders with the royals -�including the queen! Ellie will soon get to work on her next album, but for now you can check out her first record Lights, availble in the US and the UK, as well as her singles "Lights" and "Under the Sheets." Check out what's happening with Ellie!

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Wednesday, September 28, 2011

Ashton Kutcher in trouble with Demi Moore and CBS

Ashton Kutcher might have a lot of power on Two and a Half Men, but CBS executives are peeved that he used the show to promote his personal business ventures.

Ashton Kutcher is in trouble this week, in more ways than one. Demi Moore’s husband reportedly cheated on the gorgeous actress with a young girl last Saturday in San Diego on what was their sixth wedding anniversary.

Ashton Kutcher in trouble for laptop stickers

Now, CBS is more than a little peeved at their new Two and a Half Men star for giving free advertising to several web companies, including Foursquare, Flipboard, Hipmunk and Chegg. The problem? Kutcher has a financial interest in all the companies and gave them free primetime advertising on the show.

"Check out @aplusk showing some @foursquare & @GroupMe laptop-sticker love on Two & a Half Men," the star tweeted during the show, along with a screenshot of his laptop.

CBS isn’t pleased. "This was not part of any advertising transaction with CBS," a network spokesman said in a statement "Our policy is to disclose such financial interests in a credit at the end of the broadcast."

Foursquare was mentioned during the show’s credits, per FCC regulations. However, CBS now wants the company to pay up or they’ll blur the logos in future airings of the episode. It’s likely the cost of that sort of advertising will run each start-up a considerable amount of cash -- and the network always wants to boost the bottom line.

Maybe Kutcher can give some of his cash back to the network to make up for it? After all, he’s making a reported $700K per episode for taking Charlie Sheen’s place on the sitcom.

This isn’t the first time Kutcher has come under fire for promoting his own business ventures. The DNA Foundation creator took over as a guest editor for Details magazine last month and used the space to promote the businesses without admitting his financial stakes in the company The FTC considered investigating Kutcher, but ultimately declined to pursue charges against him.

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Do you think Ashton Kutcher’s laptop advertising was smart or sneaky business?

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Source: http://www.sheknows.com/entertainment/articles/842863/ashton-kutcher-in-trouble-with-demi-moore-and-cbs

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Wild Finish to Wild Night as Rays and Cardinals Clinch Playoff Spots


How does one start to sum up the sequence of events that just unfolded this evening? Let’s stick with the most important information.
The Tampa Bay Rays, who were trailing, 7-0, heading into the eighth inning of their game against the Yankees, came back to win in 12 innings and are in the playoffs. The Boston Red Sox, who took a 3-2 lead into the ninth inning of their game against the Baltimore Orioles, had their hopes dashed and lost, 4-3, when their closer, Jonathan Papelbon, couldn’t close it out. Keep in mind, this all happened within minutes of each other.
In the National League, the Atlanta Braves saw their season come to an end in heart-breaking fashion when their closer, Craig Kimbrel, blew his third save of September in the ninth. The Braves would eventually fall to the Phillies in 13 innings, missing a chance to play the Cardinals in a one-game playoff on Thursday after St. Louis dominated the Houston Astros, 8-0, behind nine shutout innings from Chris Carpenter.
As a result of tonight’s events, the Yankees will host the Detroit Tigers and Tampa Bay will travel to Texas to play the Rangers in the A.L. division series on Friday. In the N.L., St. Louis will take on the same Phillies team that helped them get into the postseason, and the Arizona Diamondbacks will visit the Milwaukee Brewers on Saturday.

Listeria illnesses and deaths expected to rise


WASHINGTON - Federal health officials said Wednesday more illnesses and possibly more deaths may be linked to an outbreak of listeria in cantaloupe in coming weeks.

So far, the outbreak has caused at least 72 illnesses -- including up to 16 deaths -- in 18 states, making it the deadliest food outbreak in the United States in more than a decade.

The heads of the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention and the Food and Drug Administration said consumers who have cantaloupes produced by Jensen Farms in Colorado should throw them out. If they are not sure where the fruit is from, they shouldn't eat it.

Neither the government nor Jensen Farms has supplied a list of retailers who may have sold the fruit. Officials say consumers should ask retailers about the origins of their cantaloupe. If they still aren't sure, they should get rid of it.

"If it's not Jensen Farms, it's OK to eat," said Thomas Frieden, director of the CDC. "But if you can't confirm it's not Jensen Farms, then it's best to throw it out."

Jensen Farms of Holly, Colo. says it shipped cantaloupes to 25 states, though the FDA has said it may be more, and illnesses have been discovered in several states that were not on the shipping list. A spokeswoman for Jensen Farms said the company's product is often sold and resold, so they do not always know where it went.

The recalled cantaloupes may be labeled "Colorado Grown," `'Distributed by Frontera Produce," `'Jensenfarms.com" or "Sweet Rocky Fords." Not all of the recalled cantaloupes are labeled with a sticker, the FDA said. The company said it shipped out more than 300,000 cases of cantaloupes that contained five to 15 melons, meaning the recall involved 1.5 million to 4.5 million pieces of fruit.

The FDA said none of the cantaloupes had been exported, reversing an earlier statement that some of the tainted melons had been shipped abroad.

Frieden and FDA Commissioner Margaret Hamburg said that illnesses are expected for weeks to come because the incubation period for listeria can be a month or even longer. That means that someone who ate contaminated cantaloupe last week may not get sick until next month. Jensen Farms last shipped cantaloupes on Sept. 10. The shelf life is about two weeks.

"We will see more cases likely through October," Hamburg said.

The Food and Drug Administration said state health officials found listeria in cantaloupes taken from Colorado grocery stores and from a victim's home that were grown at Jensen Farms. Matching strains of the disease were found on equipment and cantaloupe samples at Jensen Farms' packing facility in Granada, Colo.

Sherri McGarry, a senior adviser in the FDA's Office of Foods, said the agency is looking at the farm's water supply and possible animal intrusions among other things in trying to figure out how the cantaloupes became contaminated. Listeria bacteria grow in moist, muddy conditions and are often carried by animals.

The health officials said this is the first known outbreak of listeria in cantaloupe. Listeria is generally found in processed meats and unpasteurized milk and cheese, though there have been a growing number of outbreaks in produce. Hamburg called the outbreak a "surprise" and said the agencies are studying it closely to find out how it happened.

Cantaloupe is often the source of outbreaks, however. Frieden said CDC had identified 10 other cantaloupe outbreaks in the last decade, most of them from salmonella.Listeria is more deadly than well-known pathogens like salmonella and E. coli, though those outbreaks generally cause many more illnesses. Twenty-one people died in an outbreak of listeria poisoning in 1998 traced to contaminated hot dogs and possibly deli meats made by Bil Mar Foods, a subsidiary of Sara Lee Corp. Another large listeria outbreak, in 1985, killed 52 people and was linked to Mexican-style soft cheese.


Listeria generally only sickens the elderly, pregnant women and others with compromised immune systems. The CDC said the median age of those sickened is 78 and that 1 in 5 who contract the disease can die from it. Symptoms include fever and muscle aches, often with other gastrointestinal symptoms.

Unlike many pathogens, listeria bacteria can grow at room temperatures and even refrigerator temperatures. It is hardy and can linger long after the source of the contamination is gone -- health officials say people who may have had the contaminated fruit in their kitchens should clean and sanitize any surfaces it may have touched.

The CDC said Tuesday that 13 deaths are linked to the tainted fruit. State and local officials say they are investigating three additional deaths that may be connected.

The death toll released by the CDC Tuesday surpassed the number of deaths linked to an outbreak of salmonella in peanuts almost three years ago. Nine people died in that outbreak. The CDC reported four deaths in New Mexico, two deaths each in Colorado and Texas and one death each in Kansas, Missouri, Nebraska, Oklahoma and Maryland.

New Mexico officials said Tuesday they are investigating a fifth death, while health authorities in Kansas and Wyoming said they too are investigating additional deaths possibly linked to the tainted fruit.

The CDC reported the 72 illnesses and deaths in 18 states. Cases of listeria were reported in California, Colorado, Florida, Illinois, Indiana, Kansas, Maryland, Missouri, Montana, Nebraska, New Mexico, North Dakota, Oklahoma, Texas, Virginia, West Virginia, Wisconsin, and Wyoming. The most illnesses were reported in Colorado, which has seen 15 sickened. Fourteen illnesses were reported in Texas, 10 in New Mexico and eight in Oklahoma.

While most healthy adults can consume listeria with no ill effects, it can kill the elderly and those with compromised immune systems. It is also dangerous to pregnant women because it easily passes through to the fetus. The CDC's Frieden said that two of those sickened were pregnant women but they have since recovered.

Book describes troubled Walter Payton


They called him Sweetness, but Chicago Bears great Walter Payton had a dark side, according to a biography to be released Oct. 4.
An excerpt of "Sweetness: The Enigmatic Life of Walter Payton," by Jeff Pearlman will appear in the Oct. 3 issue of Sports Illustrated and describes the Hall of Famer as suicidal, abusing pain medication and dealing with a crumbling family situation.
Payton, who retired as the then-all-time leading rusher in NFL history after the 1987 season, was depressed and suicidal in the mid-1990s. Pearlman cites a letter to a friend in which Payton said he imagined himself killing those around him and then turning a gun on himself.
"Walter would call me all the time saying he was about to kill himself, he was tired," Payton's longtime agent Bud Holmes said, according to SI.com. "He was angry. Nobody loved him. He wanted to be dead."
Payton's executive assistant, Ginny Quirk, echoed those sentiments.

"He would call and say, 'you won't see me when you get to the office tomorrow,' " she said. " 'Enjoy life without me.' "
Payton died of a rare liver disease and bile duct cancer in November 1999.
According to the book, Payton used pain pills and liquids to deal with injuries during his playing days and the practice continued after he retired. Sources told Pearlman that Payton took a cocktail of Tylenol and vicodin and kept tanks of nitrous oxide in his garage.
"Walter was pounding his body with medication," Holmes said. "I wish I knew how bad it was, but at the time I really didn't."
According to the book, in 1988 Payton visited dentist offices complaining of tooth pain. He secured several prescriptions for morphine but raised red flags with at least one pharmacist, who called police. Payton was visited by officers but received only a warning
Even seemingly great times in Payton's life were filled with confusion, according to the book.
Payton had been living apart from his wife Connie since his retirement but hadn't gone public because of his desire to protect his children and his image. He had been seeing a woman for five years when he was inducted into the Pro Football Hall of Fame in 1993, and both women showed up for the ceremonies.
"The introduction into the Pro Football Hall of Fame is supposed to be the greatest moment in his life," said Quirk, who was charged with keeping the women apart. "And in truth, it was probably the worst. ... Four full days, and Lita (not the real name of Payton's mistress) and Connie were like two ships passing in the night. If Connie was scheduled to come late, I'd make sure Lita was there early. If Connie was there early, Lita would be there late. I can't describe the horror of that trip."
Nonetheless, the women did end up meeting.
"I introduced the two of them, and they sat and talked for a quite a while," Holmes said, according to the excerpt. "They were friendly, chatty. There was no hair pulling. It was very civil."
Connie had asked for the meeting, and according to Holmes, told Lita: "You can have him. He doesn't want me or the children."
Despite stories of depression and personal chaos, the book does recount Payton's courageous side. Knowing he was going to die, Payton spent his final months hosting former Bears.
"I never heard him say, 'Why me?' " fellow Hall of Famer Mike Singletary said, according to the book. "I know I would have been saying, 'Why me? Why me? There are other guys out there killing people -- why me?' I never heard Walter say that."
Former Bears offensive lineman Jimbo Covert also marveled at Payton's grace under dire circumstances.
"I was there with about 30 other guys," he said. "Walter took time to go around to everybody personally and grab him and say, 'What are you doing?' -- just getting the down low on how you'd been. Can you imagine how strong a person he had to have been to do that? He knew he was going to die."

Video: An Armor-Clad Kristen Stewart Rides a Horse For Snow White!

Kristen Stewart filmed a battle scene for Snow White and the Huntsman all decked out in armor and riding a horse. Ms. Stewart is shooting the storybook movie in Wales, while boyfriend Robert Pattinson is in Toronto to film reshoots for Cosmopolis. Check out footage of Kristen's epic scene and photos of Rob arriving in Canada in today's PopSugar Rush!

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Jorge Celedón es un cantante colombiano de Vallenato nacido el 4 de Marzo de 1968 en Villanueva - Colombia, quien proviene de una familia de músicos

Jorge Celedón trabajó junto a la agrupación El Doble Poder y Binomio de Oro, ahora trabaja como solista al lado del acordionero Jimmy Zambrano con quien hace una linda dupla musical

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CW Buys Dramedy From Robert Luketic; ABC Buys Comedy From Adam Sztykiel

Nellie AndreevaThe CW has bought Legal Aid, a dramedy from writer Jonathan Abrams (NBC’s Zip). Tyler Mitchell, Jason Smilovic, Sarah Timberman, Carl Beverly and Robert Luketic will executive produce. The Ugly Truth and Legally Blonde helmer Luketic is also attached to direct the pilot. Legal Aid centers on a young first-year law associate whose world is turned upside-down when her estranged father, an iconic 1990s TV star, joins her firm. The CAA-repped project reteams Mitchell and Smilovic with Timberman and Beverly. The four produced together the Smilovic-created NBC drama Kidnapped. Abrams, managed by Underground, has feature The Wedding Doctor in development at Relativity. Feature writer Adam Sztykiel (Due Date, Made of Honor) has sold a half-hour comedy to ABC through 20th Century Fox TV. Based on Sztykiel’s own experiences in a long-distance relationship, the show follows a group of 24-year-old guys who move to a new city, one of them choosing to stay in relationship even though his girlfriend is now 2,000 miles away. In addition to writing, UTA-repped Sztykiel is executive producing with Aaron Kaplan and Sean Perrone of Kaplan-Perrone.

Source: http://www.deadline.com/2011/09/cw-buys-dramedy-from-robert-luketic-abc-buys-comedy-from-adam-sztykiel/

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Tuesday, September 27, 2011

Conrad Murray Trial -- You Be the Judge!

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You heard the opening statements -- now as the testimony fires up, we gotta ask ...

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See Sam Worthington go criminal in Man on a Ledge

Sam Worthington threatens to end it all in the upcoming Man on a Ledge. Does Elizabeth Banks save the day?

Australian actor Sam Worthington is building a career out of playing rough-and-tumble characters in movies like Avatar and Terminator: Salvation. He’s continuing down that path with the upcoming Man on a Ledge, co-starring Elizabeth Banks.

Sam Worthington in Man on a Ledge

In Man on a Ledge, Worthingon is an ex-cop-turned-fugitive who threatens to jump from a ledge of a high-rise building while Banks, a hard-living New York Police Department negotiator, tries to talk him down. As the situation intensifies, she realizes that he might have an ulterior motive. And he does – the suicide attempt is planned to distract the NYPD from a huge diamond heist.

The film – directed by Asger Leth – boasts an A-list cast, including Jamie Bell, Ed Harris, Kyra Sedgewick and Anthony Mackie.

The film is sure to continue Worthington’s ascent into the upper echelons of Hollywood. However, he’s not worried about being a big star.

"I’m not out here to be a star. I’m out here to help tell stories. If you want to be a star, go on Big Brother. I came out here to help the director facilitate his vision, which is to tell these escape stories," he said in a past interview.

"You can write whatever you want about me in websites and newspapers, but no one really knows me. They get the idea that I’m a tough, heroic figure, but I’m a sensitive pussycat. When I do my job, I dive into these characters and try to flush something out of myself into these characters, and hopefully that translates well."

Talented, handsome and humble? We love it!

Watch Sam Worthington and Elizabeth Banks in Man on a Ledge

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Man on a Ledge trailer

The film is set for release on January 13, 2012.

Image courtesy Summit Entertainment

Will you see Man on a Ledge?

Source: http://www.sheknows.com/entertainment/articles/842685/see-sam-worthington-go-criminal-in-man-on-a-ledge

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Taylor Lautner?s Paris ?Abduction? Photocall

Taking care of some promotional duties, Taylor Lautner was spotted at a photocall for ?Abduction? in Paris, France today (September 27).

The ?Valentine?s Day? stud smiled for the cameras as he hammed it up at the Hotel Bristol for fans and press.

And it seems Taylor was quite a hit at the UK premiere of his new flick yesterday in London, with thousands of fans campaigning on Facebook for him to come and promote the film.

Lautner told press, "It's absolutely unreal and it continues to blow my mind every time I see it," regarding his fans? loyalty.

Source: http://celebrity-gossip.net/abduction/taylor-lautner%E2%80%99s-paris-%E2%80%9Cabduction%E2%80%9D-photocall-547626

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Monday, September 26, 2011

Chris Brown SLIPS ... Busts His Butt

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The Colts weren't the only people who got their butts whooped in Indianapolis last night ... Chris Brown fell HARD on his ass during an Indy concert ... but unlike the NFL team, Chris actually recovered.

Funny stuff.

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Prince William's words of admiration for the Queen

HRH The Duke of Cambridge, Prince William, gave an exclusive interview to British journalist Robert Hardman where he revealed his admiration for the woman who, as he puts it, strikes that delicate balance between family and duty. The woman? His grandmother, the Queen of England.

HRH Prince William, gave unprecedented access to journalist Robert Hardman in an interview for the book Our Queen, an in-depth portrait of the leader of the British monarchy. For the past two years, Hardman was granted privileged access to those in the Queen's inner circle, and the result is a portrait of a woman who knows how to not only be a role model for those she reigns over, but for her grandchildren as well.

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William stated that after his engagement was announced to Catherine Middleton, he was asked to attend a post-engagement meeting at Buckingham Palace and was faced with a list of 777 names of dignitaries, governors and others that he did not know. He laughed and revealed, "They said, these are the people we should invite and I looked at it in absolute horror and said, 'I think we should start again.' "

HRH then rang up the Queen and relayed his concerns by saying "Do we need to be doing this?"� To which she replied, "No. Start with your friends first and then go from there."

He also went to her for advice on what he should do when he was told by senior staffers what he should wear for his wedding. William is a commissioned officer in all three Services and a serving member of the Royal Air Force. When he questioned her, the Queen told him quite clearly that he was to be married in his Irish Guards uniform. After all, as Commander-in-Chief, she had just appointed William to his most senior military position yet, Colonel in the guards.

He laughed and explained, "So you don't always get what you want, put it that way. But I knew perfectly well that it was for the best. That "no" is a very good "no". So you just do as you're told!"

Even Jennifer Aniston is a fan of William, read more about it here>>

William also revealed a more personal side to his relationship with the reigning monarch, of whom he will someday be succeeding.

"I say to people, she's my grandmother first, and then she's the Queen. Words that come from her I take very personally and I really appreciate."

He later revealed, "As I've got older, she's become an even more important part of my life, so it's much easier."

Photo credit: WENN

Source: http://www.sheknows.com/entertainment/articles/842539/prince-williams-words-of-admiration-for-the-queen

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Lottery Winnings Go Straight to Peter's Head on 'Family Guy' Premiere (VIDEO)

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'Family Guy' - 'Powerball Fever'The Griffins won the lottery on the season premiere of 'Family Guy' (Sun., 9PM ET on FOX), but don't worry that this is going to be like that last lame season of 'Roseanne.' They blew through the winnings -- twice, actually -- by the end of the episode.

But while they were sitting pretty, Peter let it go a little too far, torturing his friends for his own amusement. Before he turned the tables on them, though, Quagmire and Joe were doing the classic things friends do when one of them comes into a large sum of money.

Quagmire was looking for an investment while Joe was suddenly needing to throw a private concert for his wife. Even more egregious, they were laughing awfully hard at his jokes.

 

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How To Get Out Of A Cell Phone Contract

I've been with Sprint for over four years now, ever since I moved down to Kansas. The first few years were great; I had no problems. The last year or so has been a nightmare, pretty much ever since I moved into this house on the far, far west side of town (my friends and I joke that I actually live in East Topeka...a joke that is much funnier if you know how much Topeka sucks.) Internet is brutal, email rarely comes in, text messages are sometimes delayed by hours, and forget about making or receiving phone calls. Also, my AWESOME Sports Alert app that is supposed to give me Red Sox, Thunder, and Titans' scores as they happen never works-- but that's OK, I can just read about the Sox collapsing again in the morning. My house is a bomb shelter.

So I finally gave up and went in to Sprint, wanting out of my contract. Something I should've done long ago, really. Of course the guy in the store can't do anything for me except dial the number for customer service. So after 55 minutes, five different service representatives, and about 30 different times I almost just hung up the phone and accepted that I would have to pay the full cancellation fee of $180, I'm finally talking to somebody who can make decisions about my contract. He tells me they would be willing to waive half the fee, "only because you've been a paying customer for four years." He basically comes out and tells me that they don't believe me when I say my phone doesn't work in my house, since on their stupid little computer, it says that all of Lawrence receives perfect coverage, and there are no current outages in their towers.

At this point, I'm done with the whole thing. I'm willing to pay half, even though I'm not happy about it; I know how phone companies don't like to let people out of their contract. By this time I've left Sprint and driven home, but I've been pacing the driveway. I'm not walking inside and risking losing this phone call, then starting the process all over. However, now I have to go inside, to grab a pen and paper to write down my cancellation confirmation number. I sprint (Ha! No pun intended) into the kitchen and start shuffling through drawers, while the Sprint guy tries to make small talk. And it goes a little something like this:

Sprint guy: So, Lawrence, huh? You must be a pretty big KU fan!

Me: Yeah, it's pretty much why I moved down here...

Sprint guy: I'm sorry, what was that?

Me: Yeah, I've been a big fan since I was like 7, so that's-

Sprint guy: Sir?

Me: Yeah, I'm here.

Sprint guy: You're cutting out, sir, I'm having trouble hearing you...

Me, running back out to the garage: YEAH. I DON'T DOUBT THAT YOU'RE HAVING TROUBLE. I JUST WALKED INTO MY EFFING HOUSE.


It was at this point that the Sprint guy busted out laughing, waived the entire cancellation fee, and told me I could continue to use my phone until the end of the next billing cycle (October 14th) for no charge.

Booyeah.

Sunday, September 25, 2011

Wanda Sykes laughs through breast cancer & mastectomy reveal

Wanda Sykes' comedic streak shined through the very serious issue of breast cancer during a recent visit to The Ellen DeGeneres show. Find out what led the mother of twins to opt for a double mastectomy -- and why she's not signing on to be a cancer poster child.

Wanda Sykes is using humor to make the best of a scary situation. The 47-year-old comedian has revealed to Elle DeGeneres that she's not only had breast cancer, but undergone a double mastectomy.

Wanda Sykes -- Ellen

Wanda Sykes, whose visit to The Ellen DeGeneres Show will air Monday, is lucky to be alive and in good health. The mother of two with wife Alex tells Ellen, "I had breast cancer. Yeah, I know it's scary. It is. I found it through ... I was having a breast reduction, actually."

"I had real big boobs and I just got tired of knocking over stuff," Wanda Sykes joked as the audience laughed. "Every time I eat -- oh lord -- I'd carry a Tide stick everywhere I go. My back was sore so it was time to have a reduction."

It turns out that breast reduction may have saved Wanda's life. She continued, "It wasn't until after the reduction that in the lab work, the pathology, that they found that I had DCIS [ductal carcinoma in situ] in my left breast -- I was very, very lucky because [at the time, it was] basically stage-zero cancer. So I was very lucky."

Of the decision to undergo a double mastectomy Wanda Sykes explained, "I had the choice of, you can go back every three months and get it checked. Have a mammogram, MRI every three months just to see what it's doing. But, I'm not good at keeping on top of stuff. I'm sure I'm overdue for an oil change and a teeth cleaning already."

Happily knowing she now has "zero chance" of having breast cancer again Wanda Sykes struggled to decide if she should speak publicly about her ordeal. "I was like I don't know, should I talk about it or what. How many things could I have? I'm black, then lesbian. I can't be the poster child for everything," she said, laughing.

"At least with the LGBT issues we get a parade, we get a float, it's a party," the mother of 2-year-old twins added. "I was real hesitant about doing this, because I hate walking. I got a lot of [cancer] walks coming up."

Best wishes to Wanda Sykes for continued good health!

Be sure to watch The Ellen DeGeneres Show Monday for more from Wanda Syke on breast cancer and her double mastectomy.

Source: http://www.sheknows.com/entertainment/articles/842377/wanda-sykes-laughs-through-breast-cancer-mastectomy-reveal

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Goodbye Pine Valley

The end of an era will come as All My Children closes its opening credit book for the last time on network television. This cancellation comes amidst low ratings and low interest in the soap opera genre.

It is with a bittersweet goodbye that fans bid adieu to All My Children after 42 years on the air. The final tribute was guaranteed to satisfy the most ardent fan of the residents of Pine Valley.

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Susan Lucci, who portrayed Erica Kane, the first soap vixen, had mixed emotions about saying goodbye to a character she has breathed life into for 40 years.

"Erica Kane was a spectacular role for any actress to play," she revealed. "I feel so lucky to be the one who got to do it. To find the part of a 15-year-old girl that was juicy and had that much potential, I really thought Erica Kane had the possibility to be a modern-day Scarlett O'Hara."

She later stated, "I went through the whole range of human emotions, sadness and disbelief and some anger. It kind of messed with my sense of self-worth as a performer, and my journey through that. At the end of the day, I'm filled with gratitude."

Lucci and the hundreds of actors who brought the characters of Pine Valley to life for so many years were the underdogs of the television world and at times, the butt of many a cruel joke. But for all the quips made about it, the soap opera genre was the only television staple where new material was portrayed five days a week. Soap opera actors have often stated that it was like performing a four-act play every day and the ability to flesh out their characters was influential to their later career choices.

Today's lead actors, such as Josh Duhamel, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Eva LaRue, Kim Delaney and Kelly Ripa have all found their acting legs on All My Children.� Celebrities such as Carol Burnett and Elizabeth Taylor have graced their stage. One has even won an Academy Award .

But with the changing economic climate and fans who can eagerly get their fix via the internet, the genre has been in sharp decline in recent years. Some have stated it was the O.J. Simpson trial and its interruption of all regularly scheduled daytime programming that was the final nail in the soap opera coffin. Now with a handful of soaps left on the air, , it seems the genre that changed several generations of television viewers has passed on.

All My Children, with several surprises in store for fans during its final show, will continue to live on the internet with new web episodes. Lucci has said she was still "undecided" whether or not to return to the character she has finally put to bed.

Photo Credit: ABC

Source: http://www.sheknows.com/entertainment/articles/842379/goodbye-pine-valley

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Saturday, September 24, 2011

Mariel Hemingway: My Ex-Manager Has Been Sexually Harassing Me

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Mariel Hemingway's lawyer made a beeline for court Friday, asking a judge to restrain her former business manager from using vulgar and offensive language, and making inappropriate sexual comments.

Hemingway claims Mike Wittlin also sent her sexually-charged texts and was "often time overly aggressive and hostile in his manner.

Hemingway says she's deeply afraid for her safety and is afraid Wittlin will show up and hurt her.

Judge Carol Boas Goodson rejected the petition for the restraining order, on grounds the level of threats and harassment was not sufficient, and that Hemingway could handle everything by simply filing a civil lawsuit.

Wittlin tells us he is Hemingway's current business manager and business partner and that she owes him "a great deal of money."

He tells us, "I am disappointed to find that an otherwise respectable woman would try to manipulate the justice system with outrageous allegations in an attempt to avoid her financial responsibilities. This is a civil matter between business partners, no more, no less. I am appreciative of the court for dismissing these baseless lies."

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Blue Bloods Review: "Mercy"

On the first season of Blue Bloods, Frank was not a favorite of the mayor. So you'd think that a new mayor-elect would be a welcomed change for the police commissioner. You'd be wrong.

As "Mercy" begins, it seems as though Frank has jumped from the frying pan into the fire when the mayor-elect strongly implies that it would be better if the murder of one of his key supporters is labeled as random violence, especially when the truth may lead to a sex scandal.

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Is asking your police commissioner to ignore evidence really what a new mayor wants to do before he's even taken office? This certainly doesn't bode well for the new administration.

Elsewhere, Faragat's secret love nest has the creepiest bedroom ever. Just how young does he like his playmates? As Jackie describes the room, it looks "like Gidget goes to hell" and I can't say she's wrong.

We see a lot of Frank dealing with the new mayor and Erin (who is looking far too thin!) juggling the case and her friendship with the victim's wife but there isn't much of Danny on the premiere. Because Danny normally leads the case of the week, I'm surprised by his role of a background player here. Not what I'd expect from a season opener.

Most of the struggles were Frank's and they were all internal. Does he keep his job or walk away? No one can make silent brooding as watchable as Tom Selleck.

And as Jamie gets his first undercover assignment, it looks as though Frank's worries will only increase. I honestly found the bar stakeout a bit boring, but it appears that Jamie may be playing with the big boys soon if he's dragged into the investigation of a local crime family.

Frank tells Jamie he knows he can do anything he sets his mind to but that's the Police Commissioner talking. The father who has already lost one son to the job won't be getting much sleep at night.

The best moment comes when Frank tells the mayor he hasn't done him any favors and he's not going to. Frank Reagan is nothing if not direct. He's also shocked when he finds out that a simple act of kindness he committed when he was a beat cop now puts him in the mayor's good graces. Sometimes luck is something we make without ever realizing it.

My biggest disappointment is that the Reagan family dinner doesn't have the sarcastic wit I've come to expect.  Everyone is rather well behaved and gets along... and that's just no fun. I look forward to more entertaining meals in the near future.

Source: http://www.tvfanatic.com/2011/09/blue-bloods-review-mercy/

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Kim Kardashian -- Sex Tape Deal Goes Limp

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The mystery buyer gunning for Kim Kardashian's sex tape came up short where it matters most ... in the wallet ... because Vivid Entertainment has officially REJECTED his $20 million offer to take the tape off the market.

Vivid honcho Steve Hirsch tells us, "We were offered $20 million for the Kim tape but have decided that we are going to hang on to it ... for now."

He adds, "Although the offer that we ultimately received was substantial, when I realized that it wasn’t Kim it became less appealing. Kim is a superstar and if it were to be sold, it should be to her."

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Friday, September 23, 2011

Gary Busey swapping wives with Ted Haggard

What do you get when Gary Busey swaps wives with notorious pastor Ted Haggard? We're not sure, but hilarity is bound to ensue.

How’s this for an odd couple: Kooky actor Gary Busey and disgraced pastor Ted Haggard have reportedly signed on for an episode of Celebrity Wife Swap where the Celebrity Apprentice star and religious man switch wives.

Gary Busey swapping wives with Ted Haggard

Taping was supposed to begin Thursday morning at the GLBT Pride Center in Colorado Springs, but the cast and crew never showed up.�

"The segment producer from Celebrity Wife Swap contacted us a few weeks ago about taping," executive director Charles Irwin told E! News.

Irwin said he received a phone call Wednesday night indicating the shoot was canceled, though he thought it was a hoax. "We already had a program planned for today...and they were a no-show. We have no idea why at all," he added.

Busey’s longtime girlfriend, Steffanie Sampson, is slated to take the place of Haggard’s wife, Gayle. Gayle stayed with her husband after he was caught with a gay male prostitute. He admitted earlier this year that he’s bisexual. Gayle will then act as Busey’s wife for the show.

So, what’s the deal? Is the show filming in a different location or is it off for good?

"At this time we can neither confirm nor deny [the rumors]," Busey’s publicist, Michael Conley, told SheKnows.

Looks like we’ll just have to wait and see.

Images courtesy WENN.com

Will you tune in to see Ted Haggard and Gary Busey swap wives?

Read on for more Gary Busey

Gary Busey fired from new film
Gary Busey's one-year-old son hospitalized
Celebrity Apprentice's Gary Busey: 'I know better now'�

Source: http://www.sheknows.com/entertainment/articles/842363/gary-busey-swapping-wives-with-ted-haggard

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Marcus Camby: Weed? What Weed?

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swears he had no idea there was weed in his car when police booked him for marijuana possession Monday, sources close to the NBA star tell TMZ.

According to sources, Camby says the pot wasn't his. In fact, they say Camby doesn't smoke pot ... at least not since his last arrest for pot possession in 1997.

So where, pray tell, did the pot come from? Our sources say Camby is dumbfounded ... and was shocked when police pulled the stash out from under the passenger seat.

One little problem.  The cops -- who stopped the car because of an equipment violation -- searched it because they say it REEKED OF POT!

So, does Marcus' story pass the smell test? We report, you decide.

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Tammy One Tells Ron She's Here to Help on 'Parks & Recreation' Premiere (VIDEO)

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'Parks & Recreation' - 'I'm Leslie Knope'While it took all episode to get there, we finally got the much-anticipated encounter between Ron and Tammy 1 (Patricia Clarkson) on the season premiere of 'Parks & Recreation' (Thu., 8:30PM ET on NBC). It was certainly worth the wait, as it sets up what's sure to be an interesting storyline.

Ron Swanson is being audited. Tammy 1 gave him an envelope with IRS on it, but does that mean she was serving him the papers, or providing him the help she said she was there to give? Is she an IRS agent, or did Ron mean something else when he said she ruins lives?

We'll have to wait to find out those answers, but what we don't have to wait for is to see Leslie transition from the most dedicated public servant to the most dedicated candidate in a political campaign. With Andy just hired on as her new assistant, to help around the Parks Department during her campaign, we see a recipe for disaster -- and hilarity.

 

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Johnny Depp's true 'Dark Shadows' vampire revealed! -- EXCLUSIVE FIRST LOOK


Behold the real visage of Johnny Depp’s vampire from Dark Shadows!
Last week, long-range paparazzi shots of the actor wearing ghostly white makeup, large sunglasses and a pulled down fedora made fans of the original 1966-71 supernatural soap opera bristle nervously, with complaints he looked simply too strange.
Nevermind that he’s playing a 200-year-old vampire, which is strange enough.
As you can see from this cast shot, Depp’s bloodsucking pater familias Barnabas Collins actually borrows heavily from the aged-little boy look of original Dark Shadows star Jonathan Frid — not that anyone would be happy to see this guy show up as your prom date either.
Still, this official First Look may reassure those die-hard fans of the original series, memorably offbeat ABC daytime drama about a vampire whose extended family are bedeviled by ghosts, witches, and other gothic woes.
Depp, who fought for years to make this movie, is one of those fans. “I do remember, very vividly, practically sprinting home from school in the afternoon to see Jonathan Frid play Barnabas Collins,” the actor says. “Even then, at that age, I knew — this has got to be weird.”
Weird certainly sums up this particular family portrait — a shot director Tim Burton, who also obsessed over Dark Shadows as a boy, staged in the early days of production.
“I remember seeing a group photograph of the cast of the original series,” he tells EW. “For me it captured the weird Dark Shadows vibe in a single image. I had a brief window of opportunity to have our cast present at the same time, the day before principle photography began. We decided to stage a similar picture instead of rehearsing, to see if we captured the Dark Shadows feeling.”
Here’s who those family members are, one by one.
Barnabas Collins (Depp) — He was an 18th century gentleman, a businessman just before the Revolutionary War, who was transformed against his will into a vampire and buried in a tomb for two centuries. After he finally emerges, uncovered by construction workers in the year 1972, he seeks out his descendants — as well as some long-ago foes and a possible lost love.
“He’s been alive this whole time and very hungry, with no idea what’s going on outside,” says screenwriter Seth Grahame-Smith (author of Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter, which Burton is producing as a film.)
Barnabas is one vampire who is just as frightened of our times as we are of him, says producer Richard D. Zanuck: “Two-hundred years later, he’s suddenly walking into the town he saw being built and seeing girls in skirts, cars for the first time. It’s a man-out-of-time, supernatural horror story, but I put ‘horror’ in quotes.”
Despite his confusion, he’s still a ladies man. “In some sense he can be a terrifying killer; on the other hand, women have a weakness for him and he has a weakness for women,” Grahame-Smith says. “He can be a very well-mannered, well-meaning vampire most of the time, until his stomach is empty or someone challenges his beloved Collins family.”
Here’s that family, from left to right:
Dr. Julia Hoffman (Helena Bonham Carter) – From Alice in Wonderland’s Red Queen, to the cannibalistic cook Mrs. Lovett in Sweeney Todd, Burton can’t help but cast the mother of his children as a deranged person. This prim and proper psychiatrist, who has taken up residence with the Collins family to care for their troubled youngest boy, might seem to break that trend — but don’t bet on it. “Dr. Hoffman’s been there for years, working with David [the little boy in the photo] but not making any progress. He still claims he sees ghosts and talks with his dead mother,” Grahame-Smith says. “She’s crazy but brilliant. Obviously she’s an eccentric, and definitely likes a drink or two. She’s definitely a little bit off her rocker, and is a woman with a lot of secrets herself.” The writer teases: “She’ll also become interested in Barnabas in more than one way. “
Carolyn Stoddard (Chloë Moretz) — Though she played a voracious child vampire in the acclaimed (but little seen) Let Me In, Moretz is on the human side of the spectrum in Dark Shadows — though that doesn’t mean this cousin of young David Collins (and daughter of Michelle Pfeiffer’s character, seen on the far right) isn’t without her own peculiarities. “Carolyn is your typical early-1970s teenager,” Grahame-Smith says. “She likes her music and likes her magazines, and does not like anyone in her family. She likes to keep her door closed and keep to herself. She’s pretty normal, but appearances can be deceiving. I wouldn’t say there is a normal person in this photo.”
Angelique Bouchard (Eva Green) — The Bond girl from Casino Royale turns up here as the villain of the story. “Angelique is a witch who has known Barnabas since the 1700s, when they had an affair that went sour. She is the one who cursed him to be a vampire and locked him in that box,” Grahame-Smith says. “Since he has been away, Angelique has made it her life’s mission to destroy the Collins family. So when Barnabas turns up again after all these years, she’s not very happy to see him.”