But You Probably Had To Be There

At the bar on Saturday night, there was some weird dude strolling around, walking into the middle of everyone's conversations, and generally just creeping people out. Besides being drunk, he seemed a little messed up in the head, like one of those guys that busts out of The Mission for the night, and decides to go out on the town. He was a black guy wearing sunglasses indoors, a big leather trench coat, and he had his pool cue in a carrying case that resembled a sheathed sword. So basically he looked like this:

Except he didn't have a gun- but considering that we were at The Ranch, there were DEFINITELY at least three other dudes who did.


After the third time he came over and stepped into our conversation without an invitation, acted like a weirdo, and then wandered off again; I told Janelle I'd buy her a beer if she asked him if Morpheus gets pissed when he steals his outfit and wears it out to the bar. She did me one better. She went up and tapped him on the shoulder, and when he turned around, Janelle immediately launched into her best Neo bullet-dodging impression, which was actually pretty good.



We all died laughing, Morpheus looked (understandably) confused, and he didn't bother us the rest of the night. Janelle successfully out-crazied a Crazy. Funniest thing I've seen so far in 2009.